Stranger Sticker Danger

As I toddled around the streets of South Yarra the other day I caught sight of a sticker that spoke to me on another level.
"Hey you, yeah you, the one with the eyes. I may drive a car, but I know where it's really at."
To which I replied:
"Well played Sir, indeed you do."

Of course none of the above actually happened anywhere apart from in my mind. Stickers don't possess mouths or tongues, vital components (amongst many other things) required to construct the English language. Furthermore, if a sticker were to speak to me as I passed it by on the street I certainly wouldn't engage in conversation. Don't think I didn't learn 'Stranger Danger' at school.

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An interesting interpretation of how to teach kids Stranger Danger lessons, considering that it involves 'hypnotic sleep stories.'
Practice what you preach Rick Collingwood. People are asking questions.