Who knows how to crowdfund?

Unbelievable.
I used to try and wow my friends by telling them some bicycles cost $24,000. Well that's just not gonna cut it anymore.

This bike...

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 ...will cost you US $110,000 on ebay thanks to 'lacarrera.416'.
I'm not going to go into the details listed because I think it's a bit of a wank to try and justify that price tag. I don't know who needs to buy this anyway. You can buy a packet of smarties for $1.80 ok? That means 61,111 packets for the same price as this one packet on wheels.
Now obviously if you buy 61,111 packets of smarties you're getting somewhere in the order of 3055555 grams of chocolate and you're gonna have to keep a close eye on your health. Simple solution.

'rousep13' offers an exquisite exercise bike SANS the wanky paint job, PLUS the convenience factor of it working in front of the TV with a zero second set-up time. Coming in at the sweet little price of US $50 'buy it now' on ebay, this is a bargain without the bedbugs.

So, what have we achieved?
Well.
We've not bought a glorified smartie for $110,000. We've taken that money, sprinkled a small amount on top, and purchased a lifetime of delicious treats and an exercise bike fit for kings. We can now enjoy guilt-free chocolate morning, noon and night all for the bargain basement price of $110,050.

Right....who wants to lend me some cash?

NB: Get your beaks on cause IICC is now on twitter @ificancycle


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