Abducting the truth about Doping

What Chris Froome did the other day launching up a 21km mountain that has an average gradient of near 8% (crazy steep) was remarkable. His two accelerations where others had nothing was beyond amazing in terms of ability. Not to mention (but I am), he was doing it having already ridden 220km in the stage. These amazing turns of speed that had the media excited to the point of bringing up breakfast.

SO

What do the press do? They start sniffing for drugs like a dog in an airport. Did ol' Froomey get a cheeky stomach jab pre-stage? Were those pills he took really aspirin? He's certainly not on steroids, his near perfect representation of a stick insect confirms that. So what is it?

WELL

I have a friend who's uncovered the truth. Evidence that Froome's not on performance enhancing drugs. The picture below captures Froome in his natural state, possibly due to the high altitude atop the mountain finish. Twas only for a moment but the keen eye never wastes it's hunger. Wise words. Wise words.
He represents Britain, he was born in Kenya, but the juice Froome's on is outta this world!

Thanks to Pat B for exposing the truth. He
should do journalism and stuff.

Moments later, he regained his human disguise.
Was altitude a contributing factor to the
momentary malfunction of his endo-sapian
representation device?
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