Stage 1 - Dislocated shoulder. Abandoned.
Froome: Defending champion and pre-race favourite.
Stage 5- Fractured wrist and hand. Abandoned.
Contador: With Froome, pre-race favourite.
Stage 10 - Broken tibia. Abandoned.
Massive isn't it? This race has been thrown on it's head and some viewers might be wondering whether it's worth tuning in 'til 2am every morning to watch people on bikes whose names they don't know?
With the race so wide open things are getting very, very serious.
This being the case, it's always nice to see someone that can step back and release the pressure. You might crack a little joke to bring a smile to the face. Maybe just make a nice cup of tea. Or perhaps you 'arts and crafts' a big 'ol dick poster?
Now if I'm going to post this moment (brilliantly spotted by @PatJCB), then I figure we may as well be open and honest with one another. The poster not only represents a downward facing penis, it's also 'in action' so to speak. A possible people's revolt against Le Tour? Rather than "I fart in your general direction" it might be saying "I ….. actually, you can finish that sentence as you see fit.
Hopefully someone living in France knows this person and can get If I Can Cycle an exclusive interview. Below are some example questions that we'd be hoping to ask:
1. Hello, we noticed your banner at the tour, are you an accredited member of the Pen15 club?
2. Is that a cross thatch technique you used for the pubes?
3. By exhibiting on the roadside were you exploring a pseudo-science correlation between nature and the human form that buck's the societal confines of a mainstream gallery? Or was it more just to get a cock shot on tv?
This part of the coverage came not long after Contador's abandonment, at a time when my mind raced and stress hit never before seen levels. It's amazing what a dick pic can do to settle the nerves.
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